bam-said-the-lady-caskett:

Bieber, stop stealing ideas from my childhood for your songs.

Shut up about Bieber already!

"It gets harder and harder to fight it."

Ugh…I feel happier with freckles on my arm than cuts!!

I luckily overcame my fear of brain freeze quite some time ago. I guess being scared of brain freeze after going through it from time to time shaped me into quite a trooper.

Aww…I love seeing adorable pics of those poofy Poms!!

random-is-my-middle-name:

Ugh, I give up on the younger generation!  Show up for work, people!  If you plan to not show up, call and give a valid reason why not.  It’s called being a responsible adult.  When did this become a foreign concept?

I feel so old too because I’m tired of how mundane my life is.

skymartinblog:

…I’m beginning to see a trend.

Since we can remember, our country has been gaining more and more freedoms by fighting for civil rights. Currently, Americans are fighting for two things: the right to gay marriage, and the right to own a gun.

(And to be honest with you, any person who supports…

Certainly why dress codes are SRS BSNS! I don’t know about you, but I feel happier hiding in my bed because bed sheets feel comfier on me.

I prefer masturbating.

English was my least favorite subject as a teenager due to not doing so well that I had to be frequently tutored in it, but at least I knew not to write like that.

zendreamband:

Siri is such a turn-on.

ROFL!!

Aha! I knew I was going to see a gif like this here now that it’s on ABC Family!